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Newt and Mia’s relationship is a weird one at the moment.
Mia is trying to be intimidating but will not actually try to hurt Newt, Newt is not intimidated so he lets her just lightly grab his beak to express that she’s a big bird. Once she’s decided that showing off is getting nowhere and gives up Newt bows his head asks her for scritches to which she rejects him and runs away
Mia thinks she needs to be a big bird, Newt could not possibly care less and just wants Mia’s love
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Dainty toes
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having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed
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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait

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Dress for Princess Yue
Paolo Sebastian Fall/Winter 2016

@searingdestiny yeah romana would look pretty good in this
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blessed-with-southern-sweetness:
sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid
Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

This makes me so uneasy
You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it
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Lilac ritual bath 🛀💜🍃🔮✨
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(Source: veryfunnymemes)
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(Source: violet-chachki)
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i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now



Fuckibg superb you funky little kirby
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there’s a chinese exchange student in my composition class and we were being presented something about how you can use brackets to signify translation and there was chinese text on the screen and the prof said to him “what does that say?” and he deadpanned “i can’t speak chinese” and everyone sat there in dumbfounded silence and then the presenter clicked to show that the text literally said “i can’t speak chinese” with the most shit-eating grin on his face
Chaotic Neutral
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good morning!

Good afternoon!

Goodnight!

Sweet dreams!

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I’ve been away but the fox/seagull gryphon crossed my dash and this morning I made some trash gryphons.
Also: beware!! This terrible bastard is coming to steal all the birdseed from your feeder!!


on new years eve i got drunk and told people my new fursona is a seagullraccoon, hanging out in a mcdonalds dumpster
Raccoon crow would be an unstoppable terror.
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this girl was sent by the lord above to save humankind
its been estimated that 600 million or so has been poured into marketing minions so if we estimate the tuition at 40,000 dollars then about 150 students
that’s depressing
i don’t know what’s more depressing,that 600 million dollars has been spent on advertizing minions or that 600 million dollars will only pay the tuition of 150 US college students
…… oh my god
by these numbers 600m would pay 15,000 students tuitions, not 150, that would be $4,000,000 a student
Who did this math ? 😂

