Tiel Wings of Freedom

wynndy: Following the path on a chilly morning.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:39:17 -0400

Following the path on a chilly morning.

acetrainerghirahim: am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day cause when I tell...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:38:37 -0400

am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day

cause

when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo

johnentwlstle: it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:37:17 -0400

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:36:33 -0400

Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

beatingforyouanyways: thecellistraisedfromperdition: tumblingsh...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:36:28 -0400

beatingforyouanyways:

thecellistraisedfromperdition:

tumblingsheep:

Me catching the bus every day

are we going to ignore how calm the driver is? jesus fuck

I like how the windshield is shattered and he has the wipers on

notsoabbynormal: secretly-a-disney-princess: WANT NEED!!!!...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:36:10 -0400

notsoabbynormal:

secretly-a-disney-princess:

WANT NEED!!!! MISS SO MUCH!

Nobody believes me that these exist!!!!!!

siggymcpissyface:

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:34:50 -0400

siggymcpissyface:

Today in Psychology class we were talking about Psychological Disorders.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:28:33 -0400

Girl: People with depression just want attention.
Teacher: That's not true. Actually, most hide the fact that they have it because they don't like it. It makes them feel different and weird. Like something is wrong with them.
Girl: Well obviously something is wrong with them if they're slicing their wrists and wanting attention for it.
Teacher: They want attention? That's why they will go to extreme lengths to hide it, just to get attention? You are not them. You don't know what thoughts they battle in their minds. It can be a very scary place for them. And obviously, something must be wrong with you for judging what you do not understand.

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:27:09 -0400

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

therellbenomorelies: folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:22:39 -0400

therellbenomorelies:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

OH!!!!!!!!!!

losthitsu: celtic-clay: dominantlife: contagioushappiness: E...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:21:39 -0400

losthitsu:

celtic-clay:

dominantlife:

contagioushappiness:

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.

π

A blanket nest built for two…

We are so making this.

kahtiihma: the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE BRILLIANT THANK...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:04 -0400

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

catchingupdates: HQ MOVIE POSTER IS NOW RELEASED!

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:15:42 -0400

catchingupdates:

HQ MOVIE POSTER IS NOW RELEASED!

imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:14:58 -0400

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:10:11 -0400

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:09:47 -0400

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:07:47 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 12:04:33 -0400

presidentskeleton: 8, 9, 10, 11.I’d do more with this if it...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:04:22 -0400

presidentskeleton:

8, 9, 10, 11.

I’d do more with this if it wasn’t 3.30 in the morning.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 12:04:10 -0400